But This One Goes to Eleven

That's a standard line of dialogue in our home...I can't urge you enough to avail yourself of the nearest copy of "This is Spinal Tap" and discover the joy of its usage.

And on with the post.

Eve Westbrook celebrated her 11th birthday with...wait for it...swimming. Standard! For our only summer birthday, it's the perennial go-to party activity, and it never disappoints. What does disappoint, on nearly as consistent a basis, is her birthdate itself - since the move to Colorado, we've discovered that EVERYONE travels in July. And with meets and games stacked throughout our Saturdays, party dates are hard to come by.

We nailed down Friday the 23rd to have a Mad Hatter's Tea Party, complete with pool time and slumber party: should I count my blessings that only two lovely young ladies invaded our home for the night? I daresay that I shall: as far as these occasions go, it was perfect. All personalities meshed, no one was left out, no one's feelings were hurt, blah, blah, blah. Only a few crank calls that we know of. Made from a guest's cell phone. Bonus!
Matt, taking the "Drink Me" challenge. Sparkling apple cider, so don't get your panties in a wad.
Desi and Kaylee, sampling our various tea party pastries: as a kid, I was a regular muncher on such delights as cream puffs, eclairs, tarts and the like, but these girls were just in experimental heaven. Childhood ain't what it used to be. And don't get me started on that.
The ladies decorated their mad hats, went nuts on the sugar, watched Johnny Depp in the newest "Alice" movie (all editions of the twisted tale are beloved in our home, but, well, hello! Johnny Depp!)

The ubiquitous tribute to our 'tween: this kid is heaven-sent in every way. When she's out of the picture, say, for a week with friends at a girly camp filled with pottery painting, amusement park riding, crafting and milkshaking, the shift in family dymanic is tectonic. Eve is my right-hand gal; she knows every domestic trick, can solve every problem, comfort every broken heart, bring anyone to hysterics. A joy, in other words. She's lost none of her muchness.

'Why Does Everybody Stand Up and Sing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' When They're Already There?"

Ty's first year of kid-pitch baseball. The most fun he's ever had, playing first base for the Coach Beindorff's Red Sox. I kid you not. If this could be a 365 sport, Ty would be one happy boy.
And it's...outta here! Ty Clark's had the hot bat this season, and he's just crackin' 'em left and right, sometimes center. He specializes in RBIs and is known to score a run or two per game as well.

Baseball has become Ty's first love: he's reached the magical age where he will sit with his dad and watch a full nine innings of baseball on TV and ask question after question, which brings on this whole new level of bonding with the father figure.

Ty's nothing less than giddy on practice and game days, and most conversation is peppered with questions like "Who do you like better, mom, the Diamondbacks or the Padres? Did you know the Padres are only two games ahead of the Rockies in the standings, mom? If you didn't love the Rockies and Tigers, mom, who would you choose? You don't hate the Cardinals, right, mom? You just don't care about them?"

Because of near-constant game-day conflicts with either Shane's baseball or swim schedule, I'm not at as many Sox games as I'd like (dad's assistant coach, which takes the sting out of it), but I sat in on a great one...Ty's little batting slump was broken spectacularly, and he was awarded the coveted game ball for efforts. Oh, that it would never end, boy of summer...

Chlorine-scented Crawfords

There is just something fantastic about the summer rec league swim team. Though in general I'm a big fan of the kids' growing up, there are a handful of kids' activities I always want to be required to attend: Disney movies, library story time, school music concerts and swim meets.
Shane's aged up to the Boys' 8 and under, technically dealing him a disadvantage, but he's a good, strong, fast swimmer who manages to win most of his heats. Our favorite moment is when he emerges from the pool dripping wet, head back in mock exhaustion: "I can't believe I was first AGAIN!" It's a burden.
Freestyle and backstroke remain his strengths...he particularly enjoys the handy feature of putting his head under water when you are inconveniently lecturing him on any subject.
Evie continues to swim year-round with Rock, and summertime always brings the long course portion of the season. The weekend of June 19th Eve had a killer meet - over 8 events, she dropped a combined 50 seconds (averaging 7 seconds per event) off of her best times, which is astounding.

She earned silver state time standards in three events during that meet (would've earned a fourth if not for a disqualification that her coach roundly dismissed as nit-picky) and missed one state time by .08 of a second.

Eve's commitment to swim is just a joy to watch - she gives up a great deal of free time to swim five days a week as well as in weekend meets all over the Denver area. More impressive to me and her father is her bravery - many of the other kids have earned more state times due to their participation in Sunday meets - more time in the water under a stop watch gives them more opportunities. In the face of that, our girl has never once questioned her availability for a Sunday meet, and I know that she is richly blessed in return - amazingly healthy, bright, funny, friendly, with high achievements in school, sports and all other extra-curricular activities. 'Cause the truth of the matter is that we're not raising a swimmer, we're raising a child of God.

So Let's Root-Root-Root for the Grasshoppers...

Summer '10 brings Shane to coach-pitch baseball with the Grasshoppers - outstanding coaches, and not one of them named Crawford. Go figure.
At the risk of sounding, well, obnoxious, Shane's a natural - this kid can run, slide, throw and hit like gangbusters, seemingly without effort. The flip side is, of course, that when challenged, high levels of frustration emerge, but he's come hard-wired, and the fun is watching him succeed and help others do so as well.

The gloves, not coincidentally, are a big part of the equation.

Some poor runner's about to take a seat...

and another one bites the dust.

No Peanuts, No Cracker Jack

The greatest thing in the world are free tickets.

Because sometimes, when you head with your crew to a Rockies game against the Blue Jays, you blow a wad at the Rodizio Grill in LoDo, dining on exotically-prepared chicken, lamb, pork and steak brought to your table on skewers which are then expertly cut onto your plate in an all-you-can-eat-fashion...
and the heavens unleash an hour and-a-half torrent of precipitation. Which isn't bad. Except that you've got four kids in tow and you want to watch a ballgame. Which you rode the Light Rail into Denver expressly to see. And like I said, you just blew a wad at Rodizio's. And you'd rather sit and let your food digest rather than huddle in the stadium, trying to stay dry and keep the children from injuring other wet bystanders.

Which they do anyway.

And at 9 p.m. you get to see one inning of Ubaldo Jimenez (yowzah!), until the heavens unleash again. And you have to get one child to sleep in preparation for his crack-of-dawn swim meet, his brother's baseball game and his sister's swim practice. Then you factor in the light rail ride home, which will be glutted with passengers once that ball game is called, which it soon will be, and you'll NEVER get home. Not ever.

So, like I said, free tickets are a great thing. 'Cause paying full price for a game at which you only sat down long enough to snap this picture would just be bad.

And I Said: "What about 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'?"

Gracie's first and last recital at Little Stars Dance, taught by good family friend Miss Jennifer...although Gracie's as girlie as they come, this was as glammed up as she would allow, which, of course, met with Daddy's overwhelming approval. Grace and the ladies lit up the room with "Mr. Yunioshi" from the 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' soundtrack...my pictures aren't stellar, 'cause, dangit, they keep moving. But the video's awesome!

The finale: all the gals gettin' down to "Dancing Queen" by ABBA...which, if you must know, is the ultimate guilty pleasure song. You know you break out in goosebumps everytime you hear it. No sense in denying it.

Gracie and Shaney. Breaking hearts nationwide.